What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?